Petrol....Petrol...Petrol....!!!

May your happiness increase like Petrol Prices,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India..!

Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: 
GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask him 
is what the initials stand for:

G = Gas & Gold
D = Diesel & Dollar
P = Petrol & Penny

Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: 

Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle 
OR 
1 Litre Petrol.

Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो!

All Girls’ Dream come True!
All Girls’ Dream: men will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN, 
above Rs. 60 per US Dollar;
Petrol has already become 
VERY SENIOR CITIZEN 
in Bangalore - Rs. 81 per litre!

Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol!
There will be new slogan: 
JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE!

Expensive petrol will help solve the 
problems of traffic jams!

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford 
alcohol and petrol on the same day?

We have the world’s cheapest car and 
the world’s costliest petrol. 
रिकॉर्ड बन गया!

Sign board at Petrol pump: 

Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and 
get a TATA Nano Absolutely FREE
Scheme for आम आदमी Now he can get car with petrol !

Man at Petrol Pump: "Full tank कर दो..." 
Attendant: "Sir, PAN Card की copy दो..."
Man: What? Why? How?"
Attendant: "Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!"

Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre…
और करो संता-बंता के jokes!
देखा, सरदार का revenge!

Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मेच हारे है... 
पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है,
और वो petrol की है!

Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take 
all his payments in Dollars…
Because...वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!

Dharmendra’s new dialogue:
कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...

Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी!
2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी
JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...

Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे, भाई, आग लगानी है...

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